Within the first minute of the movie it's made blatantly obvious this is going to be a shallow derivative movie (and it is always very apparent this is a movie, and these are actors at all times, no matter how much you try to suspend your disbelief) sloppily put together for a quick buck with no care to quality. Several half-assed iterations of horror icons, very little correlation with each other, and nothing more to them; in fact, there's less. The only good thing about this movie is Van Helsing's character