Reviewed by PhilipBHufflerub
on 02/07/2015 19:22

I suspect that Suspiria is the most suspenseful film I have ever suseen. It's a madhouse of effects and frightened looking people. I'm never susending my daughter to a ballet suschool. The lights are like some kind of crazy rave and the violent scenes are like chocolate for my eyes. I'm deducting one star because the loud noises spooked my dog but otherwise, this is susuper susensational!