OK so this one is a real guilty pleasure. Once you get past the sheer cheapness of the Wightlink/StenaLine-esque 'cruise liner' that for the most part this film takes place on, the rest washes over you like an overturned fondue pot. So if you like cheese, you'll love this. Oh and the fashionz! These kids are partying like it's 1990 and they've got the dungarees and shell suits to show for it! So of course they all deserve to be killed off, about one every five minutes which is a pretty good innings for the shoot-to-kill fashion police.